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Future John

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
by Trip May 28, 2004
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Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
by B Holtz February 8, 2005
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