Future-fuck

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

Future-fuck by great nothing January 12, 2009

future-fuck

(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.

(v) the act of...

He took you out again? Are you dating now..?

Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.

Well, free food for you then. Kudos.

future-fuck by lemonlime99 May 21, 2011

Future Fucked 

Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,

1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.

2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.

They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.

1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.

2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.

Future Fucked by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

Future Fucker 

The fucker of the future.

"Hey dad!" "Hey future fucker!"

Future Fucker by future fucker March 17, 2012

Future-fucking-istic 

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

Future-fucking-istic by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019