to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
by great nothing January 12, 2009
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(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot sex with you.
(v) the act of...
(v) the act of...
He took you out again? Are you dating now..?
Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.
Well, free food for you then. Kudos.
Yeah he took me out but i'm not into him. He's future-fucking me.
Well, free food for you then. Kudos.
by lemonlime99 April 28, 2011
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