fuster cluck 

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

fuster cluck by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

Fuster Cluck 

A nice way of saying cluster f*ck around bible thumpers and old people.

Man, your teeth look like a fuster cluck of jagged bones and decay.

Fuster Cluck by Jodi S March 2, 2008

Fuster Cluck 

N. A dislexic man or woman who constantly makes mistakes.

He has his shirt on backwards...what a fuster cluck!

Fuster Cluck by boardcrafter January 5, 2011

Fuster Cluck 

Same as Cluster Fuck, a moment of heavy traffic, be it automobiles or a crowd, but able to be used in proper social company (i.e. families, the religious right, etc)

Sorry I'm running late, the 405 is totally Fuster Clucked!

Fuster Cluck by George Dear December 9, 2008

fuster cluck 

Play on words for the term 'Cluster Fuck'

A move used commonly by abusing the 'Cluster Bomb' weapon found in most Worms-series games such as Worms2, Worms: Armageddon & Worms: Noob Poop Party.

omg that guy just wedged that clussie up me & clusterfucked me bigtime. n00b

fuster cluck by Dodgymat January 18, 2005

Fuster cluck 

A situation that has gotten really bad.

Biden has intentionally turned America into a fuster cluck.

Fuster cluck by Brainwaste February 6, 2022

Fuster cluck 

A situation that has gotten really bad.

The Biden administration is a fuster cluck.

Fuster cluck by Brainwaste February 6, 2022