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intergalactic funk berries 

chronic marijuana buds so sticky icky that when thrown at a large bay window they immediatly stick to it. that being the only way to tell if you truely purchased genuine USDA approved intergalactic funk berries.
"those intergalactic funk berries we chiefed last night were so intergalactic that i woke up naked with my thumb in your ass."

Funnyberry 

An overweight and unattractive female. She alters the state of mind of men within a 10 foot radius, paralyzing and furiously dry humping them. Rarely detected without the use of beer goggles, the funnyberry’s dry-rape is often not experienced by sober, or ironically, “dry” individuals.
Guy 1: Check out that eye candy over there, bro!
Guy 2: How much have you had to drink? That girl's a total funnyberry.
Funnyberry by FunnyberryFan June 30, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026