Funkskin

1. A foul smelling foreskin.

2. Dead skin that collects between the toes, under the arm, inside the elbow, etc. This skin is a sage color and smells disgustingly.

1. Nathan: (Pulls back his foreskin) Dude! Check out my knob!

Mikey: Eww! Man! That shit stinks! You got something nasty growing under that funkskin of yours...

2. Katelyn: Get your feet off of me, Robbie!

Robbie: Why? I thought you had a foot fetish?

Katelyn: Well, not when you got nasty, rotting funkskin on your feet, cheese toes!

by Brenyo June 2, 2010

Funkshine

A sunny day that brings forth a funk of beatific magnitude. Usually noted by the high degree of creativity that is inspired.

As in, "Wow, what a funkshine today was for me!"

by Funkshiner November 20, 2010

Holy Fuckskins

A really annoying person who is typically referred to as a navysealjack and sucks often said by kids who are in relationships and also is a word of anger

Holy fuckskins that squeaker is an aimbot hacker

by Thiccrickstoleyourgirl October 4, 2018

fuckskins

1 condoms
2 any sensitive akin area near on or around the genitals

1 i got more fuckskins baby
2 i got my fuckskin caught in my zipper when i zipped em up too fast

by shmoo June 17, 2006

funksination

the country founded by George Clinton

this is FUNKSINATION!

by Hanaa-Mae Cupcake October 18, 2008

funskin

skin, usually on the hands or feet, that changes color when you touch it and changes back to the original color a few seconds later

I love playing with K Torp's funskin.

by Kyle March 22, 2005

Slapping fuckskins

A casual way of addressing the desire to rearrange the guts of a significant other. This references the beautiful slapping noises made during intercourse, along with the angelic term for genitalia.

Husband: Hey the kids are sleeping we should be slapping fuckskins

Wife: Ew, not when you call it that

by boiler December 17, 2020