Full court press

Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.

Full court press by Serra November 10, 2003

Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

Full court press by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004

Full court press

a torture device, also a wrestling hold

you failed to call me "Sir" - that'll be the FULL COURT PRESS for twelve hours
he's got him in a FULL COURT PRESS - yes, it's a submission

Full court press by blue screen bastard August 1, 2005

Full Court Pressed 

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

Full Court Pressed by HMatzy March 15, 2023