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arse full of roasted snow

Steve came over to help me build the deck, but he's about as useful as an arse full of roasted snow.

mouth full of snowflakes 

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.