Full Biden 

Full Biden is the point when you are halfway between awake and asleep. Conversing at this particular time is most difficult as you dangle between the two worlds of dreaming and reality, trying to coherently articulate a proper sentence.

Babe, you were so tired last night you were talking about monkeys running around in the kitchen. Im pretty sure you went full biden on me.

Full Biden by DDKNOFX January 30, 2022

Full Biden 

Full Biden, the complete loss of cognitive focus manifested by verbal gaffes, inappropriate gestures, self humiliation, emotional labilty, situational unawareness, confusion raising concerns about actual dementia

Last nite I drank so much I went “Full Biden” at that party and made a complete fool of myself.

Full Biden by Ofashea September 13, 2021

Full Biden 

Severe impairment in intellectual ability equivalent to an IQ of 70 to 75 or below that is accompanied by significant limitations in social, practical, and conceptual skills (as in interpersonal communication, reasoning, or self-care) necessary for independent daily functioning .

"man did you see that guy just eat his own shit?! He went Full Biden".

"I almost forgot what I even had for fucking breakfast, went Full Biden there for a second".

Full Biden by musicaltitties May 14, 2020

Full Biden 

1. Complete mental decline
2. A mental decline, especially when actively concealed from others

Q: Did you hear about celebrity X?
A: Yeah, it’s.sad. He’s gone full Biden and they are going full Biden to cover it up.

Full Biden by Pelosi N February 18, 2025

Full Body Bidet 

Post-defecation shower utilized to bring back the "full body clean" feeling desired by all.

Occasionally wiping just won't cut it and leaves people feeling dirty. Rather than plugging away, clogging the toilet with TP and chafing your arse, just jump in the shower.

While serving aboard the USS Oklahoma City (SSN 723) and standing ERLL watch, I had to drop a deuce in a bucket.

Once my defecation was complete, I disposed of the deuce in the aft sump and made Rappy pump it to the bilge collection tank. That really stunk up the engine room!

After watch was over, I felt dirty. Suddenly I realized that I should take a Full Body Bidet to restore my desired "Full Body Clean" feeling.

Full Body Bidet by MeEnergia March 2, 2010