when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty
"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"
by dfuygyuhvg,kjlh November 9, 2008
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when you're performing anal sex and your penis is covered in feces.
Mark didnt use an enema so he gave me a fudge popsicle, the fuckin' asshole.
by jared, 19 July 12, 2019
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When a guy takes his schlong and sticks it in a girl's shit-filled ass then receives a blowjob.
by fudge poppy December 5, 2009
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When you apply cat shit to your dong and then proceed to have a girl give you a blow job
I gave Kathy the Chinese hot fudge popsicle last night
by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019
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when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis
dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.
by penis muncher 69 October 4, 2021
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When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.
The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!
by Banana77 April 4, 2016
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