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Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER
Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT
Fucking Wanker by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake
“You fucking wanker

bugger off you fucking wanker 

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

Bloody Fucking Wanker 

The easyest woy to put it...
A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker! 

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026