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Fucking Wanker

Mike

The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER
Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!

Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER

Mike can also be defined as a CUNT
Fucking Wanker by Mr Carr November 3, 2004

Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake
“You fucking wanker

bugger off you fucking wanker 

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"
Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

Bloody Fucking Wanker 

The easyest woy to put it...
A Bloody Fucking Wanker... is... YOU!!!!!!

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker! 

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...
*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026