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Fucking asians 

Face it. theyre everywhere. walking around like they think they own the place when in all honesty they just fuck the hell out of everyone with their chopsticks, karate, weird styles and smell, small eyes and 100% test results.
Bill: Shit, theyre every where

Larry: Who?

Bill: Those fucking asians
Fucking asians by handy andy April 18, 2008

stupid fucking asian cunts 

a ref in proclub that gives you a straight red even thought they cannot see because they have squinty chinky gay eyes that do not open.
fuck you you stupid fucking asian cunts

asian fucking 

best sex ever
asian fucking by Anonymous April 25, 2003

fuckinasianscantdrive 

basically asians cant drive because who could drive with their eyes 3/4 shut
yo man that fuckin asian cunt almost hit me b/c her eyes were shut and fuckinasianscantdrive. ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME.... Lets all move to flushing/bayside queens and make the house real estate value $500K ? sound good?! NO fuck you. those little shitshacks on the side of the back numbered streets arent worth $500K. especially with no place to park.. oh look theres no place for me to park.. but im asain so i can figure out that you can park within a 3/4 mile radius.. well FUCK YOU OK ! why dont you have some plastic surgery and correct the 3/4 closed to 3/4 open.. im sure you can tell the plastic surgeoun the math to do so. ANYWAY I wanna park in FRONT of my fucking house not 3 blocks down the fuckin street.. so get the fuck outta queens and move to suffolk county where theres lots of land n shit. OH too bad? did i go off on a tangent? im sure they can do some tangents for my calculus home work. thanks
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