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you're fucking amazing 

A sarcastic remark you use to praise a stupid friend that probably won't even sense the sarcasm
Said friend would even probably reply, "at least I'm fucking something" to cover the fact that they're a virgin and still making low ball sex jokes outside a Seinfeld sketch
friend: *does something stupid
you: you're fucking amazing
friend: at least I'm fucking something!!1!!1
you: great. now you're fucking amazing, and a virgin

international women are fucking amazing day 

women are above all so we deserve a day 💘
some random guy: “hey it’s international women are fucking amazing day what should we do?”

other random guy: “we should hype up women because they deserve the world”

Fuckinamazinggenius 

One who diagnoses and takes corrective action on a motor vehicle (1967 Mustang), in a time frame that may seem adequate.
I am Fuckinamazinggenius because I fixed your Yellow 1967 Ford Mustang in my driveway.
Fuckinamazinggenius by bon019294 September 1, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026