fuckfish

1. A person who is such an asshole that he supasses any name or remark.

Damn man I hate you so much.... you are a fuckfish!

by Jason July 24, 2003

fuckfish

For an average fisherman, a fuckfish is slang for the prized eating fish of the area eg a Snapper or other tasty fish. It's called this due to the fact that when the fisherman brings the fish home to his wife, he'll get some bedroom action that night after a delicious meal of fresh fish.

Hi honey, did you catch any fish?
Yes, two squid and two fuckfish.

by somebastard April 4, 2008

fuckfish

The largest adult entertainment and porn review site on the web.

I read a great porn review on fuckfish.

by David Roe December 10, 2003

Fuckfish

When a fake account catfish becomes a fuckboy by leading you on and making you believe that they love you, they are often referred to as a fuckfish.

Amanda: "He was obviously a fuckboy and a catfish. When we skyped, he was a 40 year old fat guy, not a cute 20 year old. He made me think he loved me and was a fake account."

Amy: "Wow, you got hit by a fuckfish, which is a fuckboy and a catfish."

by Panic!AtMyHouse February 3, 2016

Fuckfish

When a man hypes you up about amazing sex but really you get slow missionary for about 5 minutes.

I dont know what's worse a catfish or a fuckfish.

I got fuckfished lastnight.

by SheDevil!1234 June 18, 2020

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete October 29, 2005