fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

fuckmook

Noun

1 Specifically, a stupid cab driver

2 any other sufficiently stupid individual, especially those who ask for the impossible

I can't see you Fuckmook, I have no eyes.

You fuckmook, don't you know that game is rigged?

by Fritaly December 23, 2003

fuckbook

Used when "facebook" seems to take ages to do stuff, like chatting or uploading photos etc

I couldnt chat on fuckbook last night, it was going too slow.

I tried to load up all my holiday photos, but fuckbook was messing me about.

by Peters a star May 2, 2009

fuck mook

An amusing word to use. Someone who isn't very observant, or can be used as a general insult. Is used by Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time in Mexico.

" I can't see fuckmook, I have no eyes!"

by Samantha March 9, 2004

fuckbooking

A term used on facebook when you are having cyber sex with another person over facebook

cassie: grace was fuckbooking when we were supposed to be getting our project done
molli: that little bitch

by whos that girl? May 31, 2009

fuckmonkey

Someone who is just being used for sex

he is just her fuckmonkey

by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003

fuck mook

A person who is oblivious to everything around them.

Blind Passenger: Driver, why have we stopped?

Taxi Driver: The streets are blocked up in front, can't you see!!

Blind Passenger: No, I can't Fuck Mook, I have no eyes.

by Keith Fischer March 2, 2004