Fucking What?

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

Flag

Get the Fucking What? mug.

Fuck What

A term referring to ambiguous miscellaneous things like "etc." and "what not" but particularly stupid shit and with derogatory intent.

They are probably circlejerking and fuck what

He's been off doing fuck what for the last few days.

by Warble808 April 5, 2023

Flag

Get the Fuck What mug.

you fucking what

What you might say in awe, disgust, or general surprise to someone claiming to have just done something stupid/not done something important. Usually shouted, often with emphasis on the "what".

"Sorry mate, there's rubbish all over the garden, it's because I forgot to tie up the bin bags"
"You fucking WHAT?"

by crobzub May 22, 2009

Flag

Get the you fucking what mug.

Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea)

"The world is ending in 2012"
So fucking what?
"The economy is cyclical"
So fucking what?
"Your wife is cheating on you"
So fucking....what???

by rperazag May 23, 2010

Flag

Get the So fucking what? mug.

fuck what cha heard

a term used to say forget what was said or thats a lie. What im telling you right now is real

Boy:(Says to girl) Hey i heard you was a hoe when we goin fuck?

Girl:(Says to boy) You heard i was a HOE?? Boy please u sound stupid. I dont know who told you that but Fuck what cha heard baby boy i aint no hoe.

by Mizz Hollywood Diva November 10, 2007

Flag

Get the fuck what cha heard mug.