fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

fuck sponge

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.

That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!

by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Sponge fuck

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination

Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex

by civeret August 17, 2010

Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.

I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge

by Congressmen February 09, 2021

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 09, 2021

Fuck sponge

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 04, 2021