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ram-fuck  

1. ram-fuck (ræm-fuhk) verb
The sudden and forceful act of violently rapid sexual intercourse initiated by a human male on a willing yet non-sexually aroused, non lubricated human female, due to the sudden onset of the act and the total absence of any form of foreplay or stimulation. The man must force his penis into the female’s vagina without the aid of natural lubricant: although painful for both the male and the female (often leading to abrasion of the facing skin on the respective sexual organs), driven by sexual passion the male continues to vigorously thrust his sexual organ into the females non lubricated vagina until male ejaculation provides the first form of lubrication: at which point the interaction becomes just sexual intercourse.

2.(alt def) Sometimes incorrectly used to describe violent, painful fisting, either vaginally or anally for the sadistic pleasure of the 'fister' who derives pleasure from the extreme pain he is inducing in the 'fistee'. The correct term for this is 'ram-fisting', or 'ram fist-fucking'. Conversely, the act of trying to kill someone by the act of fist-fucking is called 'necrofisting'.

etymology: from OME rammen: to thrust, and the LATIN fvccant.
Julie-Ann liked the way Bill sometimes would ram-fuck her on the kitchen table because it made her feel as though he really loved her; what she didn't like was the soreness that lingered for days afterwards that told her she had tears in her cunt walls and made her more susceptible to contracting a venereal disease when they gang-banged her at work since none of those guys ever wore condoms.
ram-fuck by Tharmas Erthona September 9, 2007

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026