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Fuck nuts 

1.Fuckin fuck nuts stole my shit. ASS!

2.Your girlfriend like my huge fuck nuts.
Fuck nuts by Mr. Thomas August 11, 2007

fuck nuts 

A term used to curse something when it doesn't go your way. For examply when playing a computer game, missing a bus or train, having traffic lights turn red as you approach.

The term originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND).

Commonly used by the folk of the Alnmouth Road Area.
"Hey, watch that light, it just turned red"
"Fuck Nuts"
fuck nuts by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

Fuck Nuts 

Usually said when something goes wrong
"Oh fuck nuts" said Paul as he dropped his pint
Fuck Nuts by Freddy January 31, 2003

Fuck Nuts 

One who has gone on a "FUCKING" bender.
Fuck Nuts by fucker October 21, 2003

fuck nuts 

Matt..your new name is Queen Fuck Nuts.
fuck nuts by BenDover May 18, 2004

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts 

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!