-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
by Robert._. November 7, 2019
Get the Fuck me eyesmug. by Mr fuck yo bitch August 21, 2022
Get the Fuck me eyesmug. by Fuckmeeyesfazz December 1, 2021
Get the Fuck me eyesmug. by UrbanFuckMe June 19, 2018
Get the Fuck me eyesmug. by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005
Get the fuck me eyesmug. A request uttered, shouted or grumbled by a pirate (or two pirates at one another) when they lusting for eye socket fornication.
"YARR, we've been out to sea far too long, and the hole in my rump has gotten all rotted up. Sickly and vile, unsuitable for penetration. So, FUCK ME EYES! YARR!"
by The MackDaddy of the Seven Sea September 14, 2009
Get the Fuck Me Eyes!mug. by Louise August 26, 2003
Get the fuck-me eyesmug.