fuck sponge 

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

fuck sponge by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

fuck sponge 

Another usless person on the internet that just takes up good bandwidth by downloading or uploading garbage.

That fuck sponge must be downloading the fuckin internet creating all this lag!

fuck sponge by Capri388 April 17, 2003

Fuck sponge 

A bed mattress or couch or any other household furniture item containing cotton or foam padding.

Got a new fuck sponge for the bedroom

Fuck sponge by xGRIMMxREAPRx February 4, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge 

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.

I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge

Fuck Sponge by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Fuck Sponge

The sponge you put in something rigid so that you can fuck it without wearing your dick off.

Did you hear about Jake and his collection of fuck sponges inside plastic gloves? I hear the gloves didn't bend anymore.

Fuck Sponge by Repressed Humor Issues April 25, 2026

Sponge fuck 

Sponge fucking is where you get a lot of seamen and soak it up with a sponge, then squeeze it out inside a vagina as a way of artificial insemination

Yesterday, me and my wife Jenifer tried sponge fucking as an alternative to regular sex

Sponge fuck by civeret August 17, 2010