Fuck Farmer 

A individual who harvests fucks. But usually has none to give.

If I was a fuck farmer I'd be broke.

Fuck Farmer by Jdubs22 April 11, 2017

Farmer Fuck 

A male who cant perform in bed properly or should i say at all. no foreplay no rubbing or touching of any kind. just sticks his cock in there and has a few quick thrusts and "sorry girls" its all over with a grunt. like a farmer herding cattle or ploughing crops, in and out with no effort and the bare minimum of work..seems to be either young males that are too damm stupid to know any better or older males that have complex issues about females. Sad though because most farmer fucks actually think they are really good in bed and act like "players" to their friends. leaves girls very unsatisfied and frustrated and most times straight into the arms of a "Non Farmer Fuck" thus leading to more emotional scars for the poor farmer who will never learn any better.

Unfortunatley you cant determine a farmer untill after you have shagged them.

A male version of a "starfish fuck"

Girl1 "oh man!! i had the worst shag last night"

Girl2 "whys that?"

Girl1 "He didnt do anything, and i mean anything!! and it lasted not even minute"

Girl2 "oh no!!you had a farmer fuck"

Farmer Fuck by candyfloss July 23, 2007

Fuckwarmer

Anyone who warms up your junk.

"Damn, Lisa is a really nice fuckwarmer!"

"Oh Melanie, you are such a great fuckwarmer!"

"When Katie grinds on my dick, she fuckwarms it up well!"

Fuckwarmer by YoCharlieMyMan March 24, 2013