fuentes

adj, a 1.to describe utter sexiness 2. another word for a fountain

"look at richard.."
"oh my god, he is so fuentes"

by Anonymous333 November 7, 2007

fuentes

A Fuentes is winning against someone 11-0 at ping-pong to humiliate them.

- Kim just gave Tarek a Fuentes.

- Did Tarek really not score a point?

- No Zero

by kl3os November 17, 2018

fuentes

soulmate. when you wanna say someones there soulmate, use fuentes to impress them.

girl: "i love you."
boy: "i love you more."
girl: "thats a lie."
boy: "nope. your my fuentes."
girl.: "whats that?"
boy: "it means soulmate.:
girl.: "oh your so romantic!"
boy: "(:"

by greendino. October 15, 2009

Fuentes

A Fuentes is a rare, one-of-a-kind bugger. Generally of above-average girth, well-balanced ratio of crispy and juicy.
Considered a delicacy in the far-right conservative political commentator community.

I couldn't wait to get home, I had to get that Fuentes in my mouth immediately consequences be damned

by HarderRetard May 18, 2020

Fuentes

A large defecation due to a gastrointestinal reaction to breast milk. Typically in babies but sometimes happens to cucked/live at home zoomers too.

Man I drank some of my wife’s breast milk by accident out of the fridge. It made me take an 8 lb. Fuentes. I feel like I can run 2 miles after that.

by Blurple Bear November 15, 2019

Fuentes'ing

This is primarily done by asians or nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually wrap their arm around the females back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, without actually touching them.

Hey, check it out that Asian dude is Fuentes'ing that chick over there.

by dirtyd6767 January 12, 2012

Fuentes Shooter

Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.

Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:

Where the target is going
Target--------------------------------------->

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You
Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."

by Hym Iam December 21, 2024