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Tub Fritter 

A Tub Fritter is a small log excreated from said person's butthole while taking a shower. Resembling a brown fritter.
Man I went to my girlfriends house to take a shower and there was a tub fritter from the night before in the shower!
Tub Fritter by fritter monster August 21, 2010

FritterWhiff 

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.
I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013

Frisco fritter 

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h
Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.
Frisco fritter by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

fruitberries 

hypixel youtuber known for trapping and being actually good at the game, a rare combination. If you're ever underground near him you're basically dead. He's like if you put maxed your minecraft stats in everything but pvp, then put the remaining leftover stats into pvp anyway.
also looks like captainsparklez
and had a drama for dating a toxic egirl
Dude I was playing hypixel uhc yesterday and i trapped some guy in obsidian before pvp. Call me the next fruitberries.
fruitberries by 1leet1___ February 2, 2020

Spooning Corn Fritters 

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.
Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

Grandma's Apple Fritter 

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.
Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.