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frozen dick's chance in hell 

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

a frozen dick in his hand 

He got beat in court so bad that he was left with a frozen dick in his hand.

Frozen deli dick 

A bad case of when your dick is so hard, that it feels like frozen deli meat.
Yo, after no nut November, I had a severe case of frozen deli dick.

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026