Frogburn 

The chaffing that occurs on the sides of a mans testicles after too much hiking.

I really got a bad frogburn yesterday and had to put some ointment on.

Frogburn by Nunyobiz April 12, 2021

FrozBurn™ 

A Mixture of McDonalds Frozen Coke and Jim Beam Bourbon

"Hey there my Homie! What's that you're drinking?"
"Why it's this new taste sensation, they call it a FrozBurn™"
"Wow! looks great, what's in it?"
"Well it's a closely guarded secret, but I think it's just frozen Coke and Bourbon"
"Can I have one?"
"....................Fuck no"

Patent Pending.

FrozBurn™ by Blacky Chan June 23, 2011

frogburger 

The kind of friend whos insane strangeness is addictive and causes you to be strange too!
A brilliant and wonderous weirdo can only be labelled with Frogburger

Dan: Greetings Frogburger
FB: PLABTY!!!
Dan: plabteeeey *licks doorframe*

frogburger by JaffyDude April 1, 2008

Frogburt

Frogburt is a descriptor for the human condition- they are all-present, working their way into all aspects of life. They are always watching- you'll never know were from, but they'll be there.

They are shaped like a well-endowed human with the head of a frog and the neon pink wings of a bird- a chimera, if you will. They have a multitude of horns on their head, topped of with a halo and an orange goatee.

They are know to be malevolent, ruining friendships, but if you repent your sins to their Holy Glory, they mare spare your friendship. (But not you)
^ This devotion is known as Frogburtism.

Look, our holy lord Frogburt. The sun glistens deliciously of of their goatee, blinding us mere mortals.

Frogburt by Frogburt November 26, 2022

Frogburt

Frogburt is a 6 inch frog-human hybrid that loves to slowly eat your soul. He is a very picky eater though, and only likes 1 part of your soul - your friendship. He hides, usually in trees, before dropping down onto the victims head. From there, he latches himself on and looks into the brain. He slowly sucks up your friendship, making you lose all your friends. When he is done, he feasts for a week and then moves on to the next victim.

Here are some Frogburt avoision strategies:
1. Wear a magpie helmet. this makes it so that if Frogburt tries to latch onto your head, he get's stabbed by the spikes.
2. Be lonely - if you have nothing for him to feast on, he obviously won't attack
3. summon Wizburt - This magical wizard can defend you from the frogburt.

Frogburt dropped onto his victim's head and slowly sucked out half their soul. He let out a high pitch screech. "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL AND DESTROY YOUR FAMILY!!!"

Frogburt by Gerzlonda the great December 1, 2022