Frodoland

Another name for New Zealand following the LotR release. Alternatively, can describe a serene, beautiful place where cultural entertainment is limited to sightseeing, weed and sheep shagging.

There are forty million sheep in Frodoland, four of which believe they are humans.

by archivarix May 25, 2010

Raymond Frolander

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.

911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.

by humsum August 21, 2018

raymond frolander

A child molesting fuckbag.

Raymond Frolander deserved to get his ass beat by the father of the 11-year-old boy he was caught molesting. Now the masses say "Fuck you Frolander".

by humsum August 19, 2018

foodland feet

When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.

" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!

by unrelated09 June 11, 2009

Fooland

Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool

Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland

by Katpow January 11, 2021

Foodland

A grocery store chain located mainly in Kentucky, Maryland, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia. The stores have different slogans, but most often it is "Close to Home at Foodland." The cost of items are often more expensive than other stores, but customers frequently shop there because of the above average customer service. Foodland staffs "carryouts" whose main jobs are to carry a customer's groceries out to the car for them.

Working at Foodland is pure Hell.

by lvispatient May 24, 2006

barrie foodland

Barrie Foodland is a grocery store located in Barrie, ON.It has to try harder than other grocery stores, cuz of how small it is.Barrie Foodland over compensates with silly promotions and carry-out service.u may be trampled by old ladies rushing to the nearest sale display or the single bathroom in the store.For late hours, expect a parade of drunken skanks, douche bags, junkies, gangstas, stoners, homeless people and crazies who just got their disability cheques.Expect abrupt half-assed fake laughs if u try telling a joke. Don't even think about mentioning the weather to a cashier, unless u want to get shanked with a pair of scissors or bludgeoned by a belt divider. At the very least, they may spit in ur face.The Deli and Bakery section are crammed into a corner, and consist of 3 easy-bake ovens, picnic table, a pedestal sink, and surprisingly a bread slicer.To slice deli meat, the deli staff have to use actual knives instead of a meat slicer.If u want bread, look in the old, stolen A&P cart.The meat section is the best in town, but is run by murderers, public masturbators, pedos and rapists. Don't buy the ground beefAs for the produce section, it sucks. Customers don't come for the bananas,they come for The produce manager and his right hand man: a world class singer and the legend.A scavenger hunt for u: Look over the brown doors when standing away from the bathroom. Shit bricks. Hug the grocery manager.

Barrie Foodland Cashier 1: What are you working today?

Cashier 2: 3:30 - 6:30

cashier 1: That sucks

by Jesusisawesomesauce May 24, 2011