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Self-frisk 

1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).

2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!

Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?

Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?

Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
Self-frisk by SirSpen February 19, 2011
Words you can keep

stop and frisk

A defense method against premature ejaculation, a male will pull out from a females vagina, and begin to eat out or finger her instead, to preserve his juices from bursting too fast. “Stop and frisk” can be a subtle way to keep sex lasting for more than 45 seconds
Doug; “ yo you really banged Christie ? She’s so hot I would’ve came in 30 seconds”

Phil; “ hell yeah I slammed her, and I was gonna nut after 30 seconds but did a stop and frisk on her and made it last 15 minutes! Best day ever.”

sad__frisk

meme mother and wife of Catsby, also feasts on coke and popcorn
person: ey who’s that
person 2: it’s sad__frisk my nigga
person: a y e

Sooo Frisk 

Tagline of the 2025 AVLC (UF Alumni Volunteer Leadership Conference) describing something as hip and cutting-edge
Albert: "Are you going to Locker Room after the Clubbie Awards?"
Alberta: "Yeah - I heard that joint is sooo frisk!"
Sooo Frisk by Warren G-Money March 4, 2025

Gaggle Frick Shananagins 

A sticky situation you cant get out of!

A full day filled with shit!
When you meet up with your blind date and the first thing he or she does is stick their tongue down your throat!

"well that date was a Gaggle Frick Shananagins!"

frick slap 

When four penises go up one asshole. In ohter words, four cocks up one ass.

Basically, quadruple anal penetration.
Bob: I gave Sally a frick slap yesterday.
Bob2: That's disgusting!
frick slap by Toxicman007 March 9, 2009

Ol' Frisky Skeet 

Noun.

Sexual Move, as in intercourse. You would either receive or give the Ol Frisky Skeet. If you are a male, you take your mates leg, place it on your shoulder. Then place a sombrero hat on your head. You then place your mates other leg behind you and slide their big toe into your rectum. Once completed, you hop on one leg and high five. Once orgasm is reached, you remove the toe from your rectum, and if any feces is on the toe you remove it with your fingers (if no feces is present you place fingers within your own anus) and smear the feces on the wall.
"We were on our date when all of a sudden, Rick turned around and gave me the ol' frisky skeet!"

"If theres one thing Rick likes, its doing the ol' frisky skeet."

"We were walking on the street when all of a sudden BAM next thing I know is we are doing the ol' frisky skeet right there in front of everyone!"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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