The Frito-Lay Effect describes the size of a bag of Frito-Lay chips going down. However, it can also relate to any type of food item decreasing in size. It has been happening in recent years and has been happening severely since the 2009 recession. It makes most people mad.

Yolanda:

What in the world is happening. A month ago these cheetos came with 4 oz, now they only come with 2.75 oz!

Wahid: The Frito-Lay Effect man, the Frito-Lay Effect.

Frito-Lay Effect by Aelm43 December 27, 2009

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Frientor

A contraction of the words friend and mentor.
Friend - Person with whom time spent is mutually enjoyed.
Mentor - Person who can teach and, more importantly, inspire and motivate you.
A person who is both would be a frientor.

Lewis enjoys spending time with Rudy. Rudy is a couple of years older than Lewis, and can teach him things, while having a good time, because they have similar interests. This also causes Lewis to want to be better at the things that interest them both, in order to both impress and be more equal to Rudy in both confidence and expertise. Rudy is Lewis' frientor

Frientor by Phrae October 27, 2011

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fritoscrunch

A faggot who is bad at World of Warcraft and likes to smoke pole in his offtimes.

You see that guy sucking dick over there? He must be a fritoscrunch.

fritoscrunch by Guadalupe Hidalgo May 15, 2007

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chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.

John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)

chili cheese fritos by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020

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