friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

friction burn by Kyle May 13, 2005

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friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

friction burn by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005

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friction burn

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.

Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!

friction burn by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

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fiction burn

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.

The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.

fiction burn by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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