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friction burn 

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...
Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!
friction burn by Kyle May 13, 2005
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friction burn 

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.
Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

friction burn 

When you wet check someone, and they are completely dry, so your hand gets a friction burn.
Savannah: Hey can I wet check you?
Lydia: Sure, but I’m a little dry!
Savannah: Owwwww, you gave my hand a friction burn!
friction burn by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

fiction burn 

A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.

Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
The fiction burn stung when he realized the truth.
fiction burn by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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