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Freshman Slayer 

A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!
Words you can keep

Freshman Slayer 

A guy who hook ups with freshman at dances or mixers, when he is older.
AJ got with 5 freshman at the last mixer! What a freshman slayer!
Freshman Slayer by Da clique November 10, 2012

Freshman Slayer 

An upper classman who takes the liberty of manipulating as many freshman as they can to become widely known on Facebook.
"Damn, heard he's a freshman slayer......" "Like his Facebook status bro."
Freshman Slayer by batking27 May 24, 2012

Freshmen Slayer 

A guy or girl who can't get any significant other their own age, so they date and sleep with a bunch of freshmen.
"Yeah, Chris is a total Freshmen Slayer"
Freshmen Slayer by HESSI November 30, 2009

freshmen slayer 

someone who fucks multiple freshmen and takes their virginity in words he slayd them
Say someone name James fucks many freshmen and names him self the slayer therefore he's he freshmen slayer
freshmen slayer by obey_james23 March 4, 2015

Freshmen Slayer 

A sophomore in high school with low self esteem so he spam adds freshmen girls until one adds him back he can get them to send him nudes and then he ghosts them.
Jeffrey the freshmen slayer has a little peepee.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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