A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana
by Thutton July 1, 2011
Dude you smell like your fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!
Ooh snap, I feel ten pounds lighter since im fresh off a deuce!!
by Adrian the Canadian January 31, 2007
You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.
Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.
by Bill Braski May 24, 2006
by Hawk moth April 6, 2021
by Supermarket dad September 4, 2018
When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).
"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."
by Mutton Congress August 4, 2014
Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.
Example 1;
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos
Emily: only if you come with me
Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong
Example2;
Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay
Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B
Son: you're shitting me?
by after you bitch January 24, 2012