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French teachers 

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
French teachers by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020

French Teachers

The niche of teachers who can't teach. Their techniques often include: Showing you a object and repeatedly saying it in french until you know the word for it in french. Pissing you off. And giving the class bad marks for their overall behavior rather than a singular student's.
"I'd rather a American Spanish class than this" "French Teachers are bums!"
French Teachers by Locococoman March 26, 2026

French Immersion Teachers 

Annoying devils that don't hesitate to give you detention even if you speak the tiniest bit of English, they don't even allow you to speak any other language. Won't even let you explain in English if you're about to die.
Student: "Speaks English"
Teacher: That's detention for you right there!
Another Student: "Speaks Korean"
Teacher: "That's also detention even though I don't know what you're saying!

Typical French Immersion Teachers. Do not recommend this program, it makes you suffer and feel like you're in hell.

french teacher 

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers
my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?
french teacher by Charlie4939 May 10, 2019

French teacher 

a french teacher is always very bitchy and rude. she always favours the "SMARTER" kids. a french teacher always holds you in the classroom after the lunch bell and yells at the students. french teachers are the rudest kinds of teachers. She also doesn't let you go to the toilet untill you ask her in french
my french teacher is a bitchy women. whos isnt?
French teacher by Fmjfmjfmjfmj September 28, 2020

French teacher 

The French teachers; they have an impressive collection of scarves and are never seen without one on. They refuse to speak english to their students out of class, and walk around like they are the principal. Truly horrifying people.
Oh look it's the French teacher! I hope she doesn't suffocate me with her scarf today :D
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countrypolitan 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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