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French Fart 

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.
I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

French Fried Fart 

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina that had just been farted into.
Hey baby, feel like a French fried fart tonight?
French Fried Fart by Nin2 October 5, 2023

French-Farting 

When two people break wind simultaneously while pressing each butt against each other.
Her: “Last night, He and I made a new step in our relationship while we were French-Farting in my bed. I feel so comfartable with him.”
French-Farting by J.N.K.K. February 10, 2014

French Fartcandle 

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026