french benefits 

It's fringe benefits you idiot.

-We get french benefits right!?

-It's fringe benefits dumbfuck

-Yea whatever

french benefits by I M A Dogg April 21, 2007

French Benefits 

A term coined by French economist, Emil Minty, in 1983. Known as FRINGE BENEFITS in the United States, France adopted this mantra to celebrate additional employee benefits approved by then president François Mitterrand. By 1984, most management level workers in Paris and Marseille were given a company car, subsidized meals, and health insurance.

Pepe: Tiago, how is your new job as assistant manager of the Eiffel tower gift shop?

Tiago: Not great but I really do enjoy the FRENCH BENEFITS. Complementary meals at the Eiffel Cafe and a Fiat 500 company car after one year of service.

Pepe: Congrats, Tiago. Sounds amazing!

French Benefits by Willis Kwok May 29, 2021

French Benefits 

Alternative name for sexually transmitted infections.
When you had sex with a girl and you came away with more than you bargained for, you got sex with french benefits.

"Man, I heard you did it with that HOT chick"
"Dude, not cool, she gave me french benefits!"

"Lacie is really good in the sack, but watch out, she will give you french benefits"

French Benefits by Toomanytocount April 10, 2009