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freehold mall 

Freehold Mall is the place where every single person hangs out. Most don’t even buy stuff but food, or they buy clearance. It’s mainly just middle and high schoolers. The popular kids hang out in the lobby while the outcasts live in hot topic. The girls don’t leave Sephora or Ulta. While the guys hang out in footlocker. For some reason no one from Freehold actually goes there. It’s only kids from Manalapan. People don’t even include Freehold they just call it “the mall.” Since there is no where else to go for miles everyone goes here and gets yelled at by the security gaurds. On the typical weekend you can go on your Snapchat and see “Who’s here?” with a typical mirror selfie. People drink their Starbucks or eat their rolled ice cream for a few hours until there mom can come pick them up.
Meet up at Freehold Mall?

Sure dude my mom can give me a ride.
freehold mall by Stan Twitter March 28, 2019
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Freehold mall security 

The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16
Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone

Freehold Raceway Mall 

Every prep girl's dream. The top floor had been built so conveniently with American Eagle, Hollister Co., Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, and Forever 21 within 10 feet of one another. God bless the architect that built this mall.

The only shitty part is that you can't go there without seeing someone from your school, or rival's school, walking right past you with their school mascot hoodie on.
Girl 1: Hey, are you going to Freehold Raceway Mall tonight?
Girl 2: Nah, I'm going to Menlo Park instead.
Girl 1: Traitor!
Freehold Raceway Mall by Bee Efron October 23, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008