free

How chavs and southerners tend to pronounce "three" of something.

"Yes mate, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"

by spunky monkey August 15, 2007

free

used by kids in urban areas, a free is a party that is free of charge and free of adults

are you going to the free on friday?

by urbanbabydaddy May 13, 2015

free

1) Requiring absolutely no monetary compensation
2) Really damn delicious; as in free samples at Whole Foods
3) Comparative term meaning exceptionally good and generally very awesome

1) Dude, that software is so free! You can download it at gunbound.net.
2) Holy crap, these cookies are so free!
3) Jebus, the car just looks like it was free.

by RoboSpy March 13, 2004

free

Hot, sexy, and a fine black woman from the show 106 & park

Her looks explains it all

by Toni Backstab June 24, 2003

FREE

The overarching theme under which SEX would be re-designed...if men were in control.

TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)

WOMAN:"Oh?"

LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."

WOMAN:"Check please."

by L.MARTIN September 23, 2005

free

How chinese people say three.

"one! two! free!"

by ricemond December 7, 2003

For free

A term added to the end of phrases such as "this sucks" or "this blows" to enhance the suckishness of something. It refers to giving crappy blowjobs at no cost.

Kid 1: Man, I can't fucking stand history at all. This class fucking sucks.

Kid 2: For free dude. For free.

by AustralianDave November 19, 2009