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Freddy Frugal

A professional cheapskate. Freddy Frugal knows no bounds when it comes to saving money.
Quotes by this glorious man:
"Well gee, if you don't mind sending me half? Let me just do some quick math of what's half of 2.78." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"Well, no I'm not gay but 5 dollars is 5 dollars." Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
"You know if you complain about your food enough at a restaurant, they'll probably "comp" ya? I call it dining and whining" Freddy Frugal professional cheapskate
Ex. 1
P1: "Did you hear about that guy who only buys from low prices in fiver?

P2: "Yeah, he's such a Freddy Frugal"

Ex. 2
P1: "Sometimes, I follow that Freddy Frugal guy's advice, and it has helped me a lot financially"
P2: "You suck dick? That's gay."
Freddy Frugal by LilHoss4k February 12, 2023
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