Freddie Cougar Share definition Flag A very old or very unattractive or scary looking Cougar. Did you see that old ugly hag chatting it up with Joey? Yeah, she's not just a cougar she's a Freddie Cougar. Freddie Cougar by hamezz October 31, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Freddie Cougar mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch