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Franz Liszt

World- Class show-off, and 70% of his attractiveness comes from his piano skills (according to 20th century ladies). He is known also to be the greatest piano virtuoso of all time, and this by copying Paganini (the virtuoso violinist). He was friends with many composers, including Frederic Chopin (who once called him a "zero"). His works are still appreciated to date and they are known for causing many complaints from modern pianists (mostly found on YouTube comment sections).
Franz Liszt stole my girlfriend at his recital.
I've had enough of Franz Liszt's terribly difficult pieces for the piano.
I hate it when Franz Liszt composes.
Franz Liszt by Randomcomposer November 1, 2020
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Franz Liszt

Franz Liszt (or Liszt Ferenc) was a hungarian composer and could very well be called one of the greatest to ever lived. He was a virtuoso and is known to be one of the most skilled with a lot of pieces (many taken from other composers just improved, even admitted by the original once). His own pieces are great as well. Opinion based but he had almost every style from romance.
A: "I want to play this piece from him"

B: "well... Rondo Fantastique 'El Contrabandista' is too hard... actually don't play any pieces from Franz Liszt, you will fail and regret!"

A: "As if"
-All fingers broken and brought to a hospital-

A: "Give me 'Für Elise'."
Franz Liszt by Weil_Baum May 5, 2017

Franz Liszt

Liszt is some dude that played the piano, yeah, and he like, sent all pianists in the hospital for broken fingers, his music sounds really good, its just that.. almost no one can play like he wrote them as, my favorite lizst piece is Mazeppa S.137 and im trying to learn it, TRYING. yeah, i think i need to wait for my 6th finger to arrive before i can play him, also he was hungry or something like that, greatist virtuoso pianist that ever lived (next to rachmaninoff)
Pianist1: Hey dude that performance of Trans Etude N.4 was great! it sounded like liszt was playing!
Franz Liszt: I am Liszt.
Pianist1: can i marry you
Franz Liszt by SeiyaIdk August 25, 2023

Franz Liszt

The greatest piano virtuoso of all time, as considered by many. He revolutionized the way piano concerts are held and is well known for his Grande Etude de Paganini No.3 (La Campanella) as it is considered one of the most difficult solo piano pieces
"Dude have you heard Franz Liszt's compositions?"
"Yeah man they are so good!"
Franz Liszt by AZZYTASTER November 5, 2023

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026