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One of the nicest people you’ll meet, if not the kindest. His laugh is the cutest thing you’ll hear, and his voice will make you smile even if you’re having a upsetting day. If he happens to speak to you, consider yourself lucky for he will love and care for you until your last day. He’s to say the least...amazing.
“FrancoJ is so amazing, I just want to spend every second with him.”
FrancoJ by JustMin_t October 30, 2020
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James Franco 

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.
Franco is the kindest guy you know. The funniest in the group.
He’s caring and will always be truthful. You can absolutely trust a Franco. Even if they’re massive nerds.

Franco will shine a bright light in your life and make everything around him good.

Plus he’s a hot daddy in the bedroom too.
- Oh I wish Franco was my boyfriend.

-yeah, so does everyone else
Franco by Ginger_72 November 29, 2021

James Franco'd

Verb; To be, or have something be, stuck; To be in a bad situation.

In reference to James Franco's role in 127 hours, where he gets trapped between a rock and a hard place, literally.
Someone parked behind me and James Franco'd my car.

I can't figure this one out. I'm James Franco'd.

franco-ontarienne 

Franco-Ontariennes have good taste in fashion.
franco-ontarienne by Sahara April 21, 2005

FRANCOISED 

An all encompassing term used to describe an inconsiderate event that, most always, happens to an unsuspecting victim. These events can include, but are not limited to: Stealing another person's milk from the refrigerator to use in one's coffee; Stealing another person's plastic fork from the drawer in their cubicle; Splashing water on another employee and saying to him after, "it is only water"; Placing one's food in the microwave, uncovered; Removing one's hot, uncovered food from the microwave, only to leave the exploded remains behind, never to clean up; Placing one's body directly in the path of an ongoing conversation, without using the the phrase, "Excuse Me Please" and immediately speaking to one of the participants of that ongoing conversation; Failing to use common courtesy in restroom situations, such as failing to leave a buffer between one's self and another restroom participant, slamming the toilet seat down only to scare all other restroom participants, just plain making way too much noise in the restroom and disturbing other restroom participants; Leaving one's food particulate in the sink after rinsing one's dish; Placing one's food on top of another person's food so one does not have to wait in line for the microwave
Holy Shit!!! That mother fucker just francoised you!!!

I can not believe the amount times I have been francoised this morning.

If I get francoised one more time today, I am going to flip the fuck out.

You have just been francoised...
FRANCOISED by Detective L October 27, 2010

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011