Foyfiend
Foyfiend by Ruby loscerman November 25, 2019
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Girl 1: Sorry, I can't I have a date with my boyfriend.
Girl 2: He asked you out?!?!
Girl 1: Well...not yet...
Girl 2: OHHHH! You mean you have a date with your foyfriend.
Girl 2: He asked you out?!?!
Girl 1: Well...not yet...
Girl 2: OHHHH! You mean you have a date with your foyfriend.
foyfriend by Staceeeeeeeee January 21, 2009
Foyfriend
You spend a lot of time with him, go on 'romantic' non-dates, talk on the phone, email, text 24/7, BUT you are NOT intimate.
He is your fake boyfriend = Foyfriend.
Foyfriend by tarzangirl529 February 6, 2012
foyfriend
Faux Boyfriend. When a girl wants her guy friend to act like her boyfriend but doesn't want a physical relationship with him. She likes the attention and security.
She brings her foyfriend to everything that her couple friends do so that she isn't unaccompanied. Foyfriend needs to open doors, carry packages and act like her boyfriend. She is jealous when he spends time with other girls and she wants to know where he is/has been.
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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