Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

Fountain fairy by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010

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Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.

Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!

Fountain fairy by iluvkim March 11, 2010

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Fountain Fairy

Home challenged individual pulling coins out of a fountain.

Throw a penny in the fountain for the fountain fairy to grant your wish

Fountain Fairy by Jesse Flies May 14, 2023

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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