fountain pen 

Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?

Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountain pen has style!

fountain pen by Nnnick September 3, 2006

Fountain Pen 

A pen used for serious mother fucking faggots

Hey Jack, can I borrow a fountain pen? (Implying he is a huge faggot)

Fountain Pen by CripSlayer52 March 28, 2015

Fountain Pens 

The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.

Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument

Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!

Fountain Pens by Splash3579 May 28, 2019