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Forklift Certified 

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.
Forklift Certified by REALkj May 2, 2021

Forklift Certified 

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Forklift Certified 

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

Forklift certified 

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.
"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
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