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Forklift Certified 

Coined by angry girl bosses at GZR during the online university crypto war of Spring 2021.

Forklift Certified began on the now defunct website forkliftcertified.ca.

The meme suggested that forklift certification had a direct correlation with attractiveness and reproductive success.
Dr. Johnson visited forkliftcertified.ca to learn about how he to, could become forklift certified. Little did he know that he was about to be met with a series of surreal forklift memes and affiliated NFT products.

Forklift Certified 

A Badass that does what he wants. supervisors not HR have power over him. He literally makes the factory move. Without him, the company will go broke

Girls pray for a chance to bed him.
I would've got fired because I have 79 points.... But I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

Forklift Certified 

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

Forklift certified 

Adj.: Someone who carries a heavy load. A man known for producing large amounts of ejaculate.
"Just so you know, baby, if you're going to swallow, you better open wide because I'm forklift certified."
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026