ford raptor
ford raptor by MadC#@t3000 December 23, 2015
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Ford Raptor
Ford Raptor by Ford Raptor Man February 3, 2022
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Ford Ranger Raptor
Every little boys dream. But for 60grand...youd expect more than a dressed up overweight Ford Focus. 2ltr, in a truck that size ? Ok it has 2 turbos....and aparently has the same 10 speed transmission as the Actual f150 Raptor....why ? Because it needs all the extra gears to survive lol....Fucking awesome concept with a š© result....id sooner own a pootrol.
Chick; oh hey, sorry i didnt hear you pull up, my electric leg shaver must of drowned out the sound of your car ?
Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor š„°
Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°
Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor š©
....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor š
Chick; What the fuck did you say ?
Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...
Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? š¤¬ Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !
Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though šØ
Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?
Bloke; Ah nope š
Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...š¤
Bloke; ah nope šŖ
Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? š¤¬
Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....
Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.
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Bloke; Car ? Nah ive got a truck. A Ford Raptor š„°
Chick;Oh fuck yeah, i love them...6.2ltrs of pure sex, 411horsepower from the factory....oh man, i love love love love them...ive watched every youtube video...read so much about them....i cant believe im dating someone with a Raptor....it makes me soooo wet...im so turned on rite now š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°
Bloke; aaaHhhh nah, its not that Raptor š©
....aaahhh its a Ford Ranger Raptor š
Chick; What the fuck did you say ?
Bloke; Umm, yeah so its a Ford Ranger Rapt...
Chick; FUCKOFF ! YOUR KIDDING RIGHT ? š¤¬ Ranger and Raptor dont ever fit in the same category ! Please tell me that its still got at the very least the 411horsepower 6.2ltr V8 !
Bloke; Yeah nah, its a twin turbo though šØ
Chick; So its a twin turbo V8 then ?
Bloke; Ah nope š
Chick; Ah ok, so its a twin turbo V6 then ? Thats still ok i guess...š¤
Bloke; ah nope šŖ
Chick; So, your telling me it hasnt got a V8.
You telling me it dosent even have a V6 ? WTF does it have ? š¤¬
Bloke; it has a 10speed transmission, and a twin turbo 2ltr engi....
Chick; Wait wait what ! It has a 2ltr twin turbo engine ? And you have the balls to look me in the eye and say "Oh i have a Ford Raptor"......Get the fuck outta here you fucking idiot ! Next your gonna tell me you happily paid 60grand for it.
Bloke;š±š„µšš„¶š¤®š¤«
Ford Ranger Raptor by Youdontownaraptoritsaranger February 11, 2019
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
or
"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since OāConnelās time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before OāConnel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)