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Ford Fag 

Someone who thinks ford is best and puts down other car makes to compensate their insecurity. They are easily spotted usually in their mustangs and f-150s on the road with their constant tailgating, unsafe maneuvers like cutting people off, excessive horn honking, sticking on big corny decals of the ford logo, and negative postings on comment sections of blogs and fanpages involving other car makes.
Ford Fag: Is that a f***ing jimmy in your profile pic???????? You're clearly too poor for me to argue with... Go back to your trailer park Subaru boy.
Ordinary car owner: What do you drive if your going to talk so much s**t? Let me guess a mustang
Ford Fag: Bingo. Base v6. Never once have I been "walked down" by a Subaru :'D :'D
Ordinary car owner: Ford Fag!
Ford Fag by PharmicistRich May 11, 2015

ford fagmobile 

Every ford truck ever built starting from the beginning of production of the automobiles
The 2017 ford raptor is for sure a ford fagmobile.
ford fagmobile by cumminslife12v November 16, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012