Fool of a toque Share definition Flag When a friend is a total dick and tries to define stuff to look cool. Person 1: Dan is such a fool of a toque am I right? Person 2: Yeah, also a total dick. Fool of a toque by Howdythere! April 19, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Fool of a toque mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch