Food-baby

Eating such an amount of food as to make it feel that you are actually pregnant. Distension of the abdomen due to eating a large meal. The feeling of stretching of your belly due to eating too much.

Jim, you get credit for this :D

Ugh, the food-baby is kicking, I shouldn't have eaten two burritos

by LaEnana January 11, 2011

Food-Baby

When you eat vast quantities of food all at once and you feel like you're belly has grown as if you are carrying a baby. The feeling of having gained weight suddenly can also accompany a food-baby.

Person 1: "Hey Brian, have you tried some of that soup?"
Brian: "I would love too, my I already ate too much. My stomach feels massive and i feel bloated."
Person 1:"Good for you for trying all that food, but I think you have a food-baby."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

food baby

You ate so much, you feel as if you're pregnant. Also, your stomach sticks out massively.

Dude, I ate so much I have a food baby!

by supaaacoolyo October 26, 2011

food baby

when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant

Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

by Meadow Soprano September 25, 2005

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 26, 2017

Food baby

After a very large meal, when your stomach bulges a little with food, and you can kinda pretend you're pregnant, but the baby inside is only actually food.

After the five course meal, Jessica's food baby was so large that a guy asked her when she was due.

by sleepnix February 20, 2009

food baby

When a person, typically a thin one, indulges in a large amount of food which makes their stomach stick out from the fullness as if they're pregnant.

In the movie Juno:

Juno: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right?

by macguff the crime dog March 24, 2008