Food Pervert

An obscure psychological abnormality recently brought to the forefront by Jim Rome Show producer, Jason Stewart who suffers from the condition. Food perversion inflicts FAT people when food becomes such an integral part of their personality they begin to have sexual feelings associated with food.

Jason Stewart is such a food pervert he must remain seated for a few minutes after Dominoes Friday arrives.

Food Pervert by Imebee March 14, 2011

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Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

Food Pervert by Rachtita February 7, 2010

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Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

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cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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